Whichever class kills the most human beings will be awarded a meaningless trinket for their efforts. What? You thought a war of aggression was going to get you something useful? Think again. Unless your goal is to trade blood and liberty for oil and gas, you've accomplished absolutely nothing. However you rationalize the war, fundamentally, Iraq and Afganistan are not your countries. Polls in those countries indicate overwhelming support for universal and immediate withdrawal. Remember how we kicked out the British? Its called self determination, the right to not be ruled by foreign powers.

Puppet Show: Use democrats and republicans as 'opposing' puppets of the 'war debate'.

Domestic Counter-Insurgency: Stifle dissent by placing agent provocateurs in protest crowds.

Freedom Of Assembly: Muzzle dissent with batons, teargas, barricades, helicopters, 'police' and 'free speech zones'.

My Way Or The Highway: Imprison those who oppose you.

Less Than Human: Secretly torture your most hated enemies.

Who Needs History Books: Piss on the graves of those who fought for your freedom.

Domestic Spying: Continue tapping internet backbones to spy on your serfs.

Dead End: Fight like a dog for the last of the dirty and poisonous fossil fuels.

Homelessness: Displace millions of innocent civilians into already poor areas.

Re-open The Wounds: Rekindle old hatreds between various peoples.

Cultural Destruction: Allow museums and libraries to be looted and ransacked.

Burns Without Oxygen: Cause unimaginable pain with the use of white phosphorus in combat.

Remove Support: Destroy farms, forests and animals with bombs, fire and toxic waste.

The Horror: Drive war veterans to the brink of insanity for life.

Empire Of Hate: Spread fear, terror and reprisal attacks across the globe.

Betray Your Neighbors: Betray the trust of those who work for you.

Good Intentions: Become the evil we all publicly deplore.

Media Blitz: Using your media conglomerates, convince your serfs that eternal war is necessary.

Divide And Conquer: Use your media conglomerates to divide people into opposing groups.

Election Fraud: Create hackable voting machines with proprietary source code.

Brave New World: Provide plenty of mindless TV entertainment, video games and sports for distraction.

Depleted Uranium: Poison the land for generations using depleted uranium.

War Economy: Add severe stress to an already crumbling economy.

Weapons Test: Test out new weapons for your weapons dealing partners in crime.

Praise Machiavelli: Landgrab strategic future war staging grounds near all your hated enemies.

Mysogeny: Widow millions of wives.

New Recruits: Orphan millions of children.

Free Trade: Starve millions by stopping trade.

Open Sewers: Destroy sanitation to leave people to die in disease and filth.

Evil Begets Evil: Help entice future war as revenge is met with revenge for decades to come.

Media Circus: Fund think tanks to spit out even more propaganda.

Might Makes Right: Set a warlike example for others to follow.

Who Are You Again?: Destroy diplomatic credibility.

Corruption: Receive millions in 'lobbying' dollars from 'defense' contractors.

What Good Is Talk: Weaken international efforts for peace and cooperation.

Law Of The Jungle: Hire millions of lawless contractors and mercenaries.

Bombs Not Books: Undermine universities with war research funding.

Consumption Economy: Keep those SUVs full of gasoline, thats all that matters right?

Run For Cover: Tell the people they are under attack.

Stupid Hippies: Denounce pacifists as unpatriotic.